Tag Origins: The Jeremy Rosado Award for “Why Are You Here?”
This tag is dedicated in honor of Jeremy Rosado, who did absolutely nothing of note during his entire run on “American Idol”. I would tell you more about Jeremy Rosado for this tag, but I really have nothing to tell you about Jeremy Rosado, other than he sang a few times with no character and got booted as the first finalist in Season 11. His transcendent blandness this late into the show’s evolution is worthy of its own award.
However, the tag really isn’t meant, at least originally, to define all that the poster thinks is “bland”. It is designed to quickly designate and list all contestants who have no notable musical ambitions whatsoever. Failing to find a musical genre, sound, or personality, they simply exist singularly as artifacts of a televised soap opera; their very existence blurs the line between the subject matter (finding recording artists) and the reality (a gladiatorial screaming match with some musical trump cards). They should be the most harshly rejected of those who would wish this show generate music/culture; they are less important to those who consider the show a horse race first and foremost,
Inevitably, the vast majority of “Idol” contestants do not matter; almost all are lacking in something to produce anything particularly noteworthy in any context, and can only exist as a pawn of the show. But that’s not what this is for. It’s for those whose musical context itself is almost entirely inscribed by the show and shows/venues that inspired it (such as pageants and variety shows).
That commercial is painful. Their “harmonies” are hilarious. It sounds like a bizarre echo.